The Dream of the Deramerythologyist

A team of mysterious genies named Deramerythologysts comes out of these hypothetically conscious lamps, among them Rattleels, to grant Principal Sturm 30 wishes.

"What is your wish, Mr. Sturm?" asks one of the Rattleels.

"I wish I will attribute the arrival of jinns at my command when the Wish Generator Stryker Gun transforms human beings into objects huge and small.

The Rattleels shout, "Wishaam!"

As a trio of Rattleels hit Principal Sturm's stomach, brain and upper and lower back, they enter the body as the Jonathon Brandmeier Elementary School principal turns into a Wish Generator Stryker Gun, firing electro-electrical wish jolts at the jinns transforming toward the creation of genie villains.