As Professor Zizzaam arrives, Ned Holderness, the new principal of Jonathon Brandmeier Elementary School, is asking him, "What wishes will I possess?"

"Easy will do 'em all," says Professor Zizzaam, who emerges from the scorching flames coming out of a top-secret lamp. "My priority is to turn you into objects of hidden Islamic mystery and imagination.

"This is gift to you, Mr. Holderness!"

Globster arrives on the case and squirts wishing slime all over Ned.

"Oh, no," shouts Zizzaam,. "what is Mr. Holderness doin'?"